This was so funny I just had to tell someone.
Yesterday, I was on the bus on the way home, when a drunk looking cripwalking man sat himself right across from me. I didn’t think much at first, until he started emptying contents of what looked to be like meds out of the bag (I think he had the flu). Then, suddenly the loudest barfing noise flooded the bus “UUUWAAAAGAAHGUUHHHHHH.” I handed him a larger bag. He thanked me. Thank god I was wearing a facemask! Throughout the ride I kept thinking to myself while squirming in my seat “Oh god! Don’t projectile barf on me..please don’t throw up on me.” Finally my stop came, it was the longest 4 mins of my life.
And that’s the story of the cripwalking barfing man I encountered on the bus.
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