hypothetical lemon


So I’ve been buying lots of cheap and affordable hot chocolate from “happylemon” at work, and it got me thinking…is the mascot on the cup always a happy lemon? And so for the purpose of pure academia interest, I’d imagine something like this:



barfing man


This was so funny I just had to tell someone.

Yesterday, I was on the bus on the way home, when a drunk looking cripwalking man sat himself right across from me. I didn’t think much at first, until he started emptying contents of what looked to be like meds out of the bag (I think he had the flu). Then, suddenly the loudest barfing noise flooded the bus “UUUWAAAAGAAHGUUHHHHHH.” I handed him a larger bag. He thanked me. Thank god I was wearing a facemask! Throughout the ride I kept thinking to myself while squirming in my seat “Oh god! Don’t projectile barf on me..please don’t throw up on me.” Finally my stop came, it was the longest 4 mins of my life.

And that’s the story of the cripwalking barfing man I encountered on the bus.



“and the #1 MSUR award goes to…”


Lately, work’s become more stressful cuz of a certain withdrawn tool-of-a-colleague:Jeorke (joke+jerk) who just doesn’t pull his weight in workloads or responsibilities. Sometimes I wonder how he survived working 14 years in the insurance industry. Anyway, out of boredom I made a befitting award for him. MSUR stands for: Master of slipping under the radar. My colleague and I laughed for hours=)

joke

“You’ve definitely earned it!”



JASMINE


One of the best j-pop new comer. She looks better in the “sad to say” pv than the “no more cry” pv=D



soup for thought


What came as to me as a surprise when I walked into Admiralty station this morning? Big pillars of campbell soup; something you don’t see everyday. Tell me if this isn’t subliminal enough.

Admiralty stationsubliminal enough?



可愛いBaby-ちゃん


Since my stay here, I’ve been sharing quarters with a fluffy little dog named “Baby” aka “Fat Boy”.

"Food?"

"Food?"

"Hello! I want food."

"Hello! I want food."



Small happiness


如何して傷つける?あなたは近くにでも、あたしはもう淋しい。ね?本当に愛じゃありません?

Regardless, I’m going to do my best no matter how difficult of a road I’m going to walk.  One day 完璧の彼女に成ります。